syphrilfox:

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

That is a man to keep.

walkinghalfdead:

Give me those titties momther

punkedbyambrose:

Roman Reigns » SD 13.6.2014

The last thing people are gonna expect is the fuckin’ curve ball you throw ‘em. ‘Cause you always gotta be thinking about… okay so, ‘We’re gonna announce A — so what’s the last thing they’re gonna expect? B.’

leverage team in sync

orelpuppington:

"step on a Lego" sounds like a weak ass insult but if you’ve ever actually stepped on a Lego you’d understand that there’s a moment between stepping on it and regaining your senses where you actually pray for death

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
Like CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSH
boink
totally ok

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