milokerrigan:

how-do-i-spell-your-url:

ilovecoffeeandcats:

if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid

but what if you were adopted

I’m not up on the whole genetics thing

but

if you’re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right

sexualianhecox:

My Anacondan DONT

dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

shieldlovereve:

Roman has the most beautiful little girl:)

junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

robemmy:

And why haven’t we arrested him yet?

scarypoke:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

What the fucking shit

vaginalsalsa:

lots of pressure on Sunny right now

starexorcist:

starexorcist:

starexorcist:

Dont ask artists for free art you scrubs

5 months later and it’s still relevant

I’m just gonna continue to reblog this every few months….

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